After boring everyone to death for weeks on end with his Aston Villa trip.... Super P has been grounded due to the ATC strike. A normal person would think that'd make him available for footy tonight. Not our intrepid hero.... "eeeemm....I have scouts" and proceeds to give a very confused illogical explanation why he cannot get out of scouts. One has to wonder...how would he go to scouts if he was sitting in the Royal Box at the Aston Villa game?