Hey folks! The MOTWC is coming back. Plenty of material is being gathered from our top man. Nicholas "Turnip Arse" Barker. We also have a new member, Raiko "Ratz" "Categorical liar" Gavaric. All users (Victims) can post comments etc... ----------------- Some blasts from the past...
Nicholas Turnips Barker Fax, Sim, Mile (Facsimile) How is your mother for B****x (Blocks)
Tony Manuel Mickey Rooney Legs , Sick Boy, Rodrigue Five Sits (Five seats) Tim o' Tay (Timothy) Vool Goor (Vulgar)
Marcus Fritz Krautenberger , Hot Pants ,Half Day, Becker Domestical Violence (Domestic)
Mark Cold Mackerel Palms Slippy Hippy Heaslip Yow yoe yow ye yow yoe (I know what you mean)This is the second language that Mackerel palms has invented.It is called YOW. The Committee is considering joining the languages together. The new language will be called WOO YOW
Mackerel Palms Thinks he is entitled to 15 hours break per day. The Committee thinks he may have fallen out of his pram onto his head (Outside a power station) when he was a child. The fall May/has affected his speech.
Nick Turnip Arse Barker Listening to you is like being married, then i go home and im married to me sister. More blasts from the past to come... ------------------ Here we go...
Tomas The Red Baron, Dr Slamdesk Volkmann Full Studio (Study) Housekeeper Willie (Groundskeeper Willy from the Simpson's) Red Hat riding hood (Little red riding hood)
David Pickles, What what what,Logical, Exner Your going to cum into Irish T.V. Translation "You are invited to a party in my house. R.T. E will be there. Peoples live on Plates. (The world is flat) What is that animal? Mmm, it's a jumping Dog. Jumping dog? Yes. Do you mean a kangaroo? Yes! Yes, that's it. (Jumping Dog?????) And more... --------
Fabrizio Tortellini, I am very busy, Fabiani . Tortellini is very quiet these days, maybe he has something exciting happening in the near future, possibly July. Who Knows?
Robert, Bobby T,hows your mother for blocks, Tierney After passing his bouncer test. Bobby T has just take up a part time position as Bouncer with Mothercare. Unfortunately in his first day on the job he was attacked by 4 dummy wielding toddlers and had to be hospitalised for 8 hours. All toddlers have now being grounded.
Giovanni Mandella , Communion slacks ,Clowns Pants, Bontempi Currently unavailable due to committments elsewhere. Yes youve guessed it, goats are involved.
Nicholas Turnip Arse Barker fpt (ftp) closent (closer) Working you on this (Working with you on this) I can have that hang. (The game is hanging I cant play it.) Im very Bushy (Busy) Stodlight express (Starlight) Mash did you get the dog sprayed (Spayed) Wed a Way (Get away) Bedg et tabell (Vegetable)
Marcus Fritz Krautenberger, Hot Pants ,Half Day, Sgt Bilko Becker. Turna Ass (Turnip Arse) Peugeot two o zero 6 (206) woice (Voice) Econical (Economical) I'm as calm as a whistle The MOTWC has been Informed that Fritz Krauty is known in other circles as Puff the magic Dragon becker . Puffy is smoking again. Why you may ask? Well, Its because Tansy smokes. What Tansy does Krauty does.
Giuseppe Cowboy legs,David Bowie Limbs,Giua Nimble Limbs was last spotted underneath a wheelbarrow. The MOTWC believes he has just finished an XOS mechanics course.
Karsten thatiscorrectlywhatstandsthere, Muttley , The Translator Kroll Reg is gree (Registry) What stands there (Whats written there) Muttley said whats The big street beside the canal where the luas is? Garda Power replied do you mean the Liffey? Yes The Liffey? The liffey has now turned into a Canal. Please the install proper. (Please uninstall properly) The MOTWC believes Karsten is speaking Google English
Michael The Leprachaun Fajuitsu Foley Nothing to report.
David Pickles, What what what,Logical, Exner Your going to cum into Irish T.V. Translation ( "You are invited to a party in my house. R.T. E will be there. ) Peoples live on Plates. (The world is flat) What is that animal? Mmm, it's a jumping Dog. Jumping dog? Yes. Do you mean a kangaroo? Yes! Yes, that's it. (Jumping Dog?????) Fritz was heading off with his gym bag (But not really going to the gym) I said, so your off to the gymnasium then? he replied, har har har No im not. So, I proceeded to slag him, (as ya do). suddenly out of the blue David Pickles Exner appeared and said! What! What! What! What is this about Tunisia? Is he off to Tunisia........................ Ahem! Pickles, Keep taking the tabs, or better still stop taking the ones your on ya fruitbat....
Tara Seal Clubber Choules . Clubbsy has given up chewing gum because her hamstrings are hurting her.
Niamhel crazy dancin legs flute fiddler Cant change me tyre mccowboy Mc Evoy Niamhel is currently doing a FáS Course on Wellington design. The MOTWC wishes her well in her pursuit of happiness.
Leonardo Louis, Wax on Wax off, Mr Miyagi Mitugui The bue (Bill)
Alberto Alberta, Friday the 13th, Pow Wow Caramanica We have no info on him as detective clowns pants is not responding to his mails to be cont'd...